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Tuesday, May 31, 2011

How to solve foggy windows in rain

Well,every now and then,a mistifying question resurfaces: How to stop my car windows from fogging up (and me to start seeing again outside)?
Well i have couple of answers,but by far the last one seems to get the most votes every time. Why,beats me...
1. Stop breathing,it's as easy as that,no questions asked,satsifaction guaranteed.
2.Maybe not that simple,and definetly not as funny,leave the car,take the bus/metro/bycicle, and there,no fog on your car.
3. It requires some work,and by far,the most boring one,is to use a good ol' shaving foam,applied thoroughly on the inside of your windows ( clean them before,trust me,they're always dirty),and mix it up until you can't see it on the glass. You need only 10 minutes,unless you have 2 left hands,and your best working one is a right hand.

Oh,wait,i see a hand raised in the public...yes,you,the fat woman,please,speak louder...oh,you have no one who can borow you some shaving foam? Hmm,Jesus,i believe you can buy a cheap one,or start walking,you may be less fat and solve the foggy windows nightmare.
This really works,i know it sounds strange,but think about it- what people used before,in medieval times,on their cars? Now,as i proved it scientifically,get to work,and see (through clear windows in the rain) for yourself. You can try this trick in the bathroom mirror,first,and fill the room with vapor.